Insurance guy: “Do you have any pets?”
Me: “Yes.”
Insurance guy: “Have they ever attacked or bitten anyone?”
Me: (thoughtful contemplation)
Do they think about it?Very few humans were injured in this re-creation.
Friday, September 9, 2005
Ferocious Beasts
Speaking of insurance...I was on the phone with my insurance company updating our homeowner’s policy. I was patiently answering his barrage of standard questions about our property. This one is my favorite.
Insurance guy: “Do you have any pets?”
Me: “Yes.”
Insurance guy: “Have they ever attacked or bitten anyone?”
Me: (thoughtful contemplation)
Do they think about it?
Very few humans were injured in this re-creation.
Insurance guy: “Do you have any pets?”
Me: “Yes.”
Insurance guy: “Have they ever attacked or bitten anyone?”
Me: (thoughtful contemplation)
Do they think about it?Very few humans were injured in this re-creation.
you should stop watching "gladiator" in front of the cats.
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