Tuesday, December 6, 2005

Love Me Tender

I drove by this ridiculously named business today.

One kid? Just add $199!
Two or more kids? Only $499 more!
Ask about our discounts for marriages of three months or less!
Get divorced before December 31st and receive a FREE pre-nup for your next visit!

How many of the Store's clientele exchanged their sacred vows in front of The King? He must be rolling over in his extra-large coffin.

1 comment:

  1. if divorce store really wanted to compete theyd put in a drive thru. mmm fried prenup...hey check out www.michaelcrow.net

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