If you drive some sort of gas-guzzling monster truck, please stop reading. You'll only want to drive your truck-a-saurus over me. If you drive a normal, legal, vehicle, keep reading.Hypothesis: If you spend big bucks to raise the suspension of your truck/jeep/SUV/Humvee/golf cart into the ionosphere, you probably don't spend your weekends at Mensa meetings. I have observed the drivers of these highway behemoths and developed an equation that will calculate the IQ of the driver based on the lifted height of the truck:
IQ = -4.7059L + 104.74 where L is lifted height in inches up to 18 inches
Try it. Then find out what IQ means and what these people do for a living. "Slow, simple, and supervised?" What are you doing driving a massive 4x4?
PS- If you do drive a monster truck and read this far, I apologize for using big confusing words.
I think that as citizens of the U.S. we should all be required to take annual IQ tests. Just as we all file our taxes, there will also be an "IQ refresher exam". There will be titles assigned to your score, and your title will be used as part of your name, and you will be referred to this title for that year. So, lets say I score a 135 this year. You will no longer refer to me as Reed. My name will now be "Eminent Professor Reed". By using this system, we will easily be able to identify the slow and simple minded individuals at the beginning of the conversation, instead of having to wait until the end of the conversation when we say to ourselves, "What an idiot!"
ReplyDeletehow about that chipotle IPO huh!?!?
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ReplyDeleteSo does that mean G Bush will lose his job?
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