Tuesday, February 6, 2007

I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore

My alma mater holds the proud record of graduating more American astronauts than any other undergraduate institution in the country. It has now earned the distinction of graduating more crazy astronauts than any other school.

Mrs. Spacely wore adult diapers so that she wouldn't have to take bathroom breaks on her fifteen hour drive to eliminate her rival. That's determination. Diapers on a Shuttle mission: acceptable. Diapers at Mardi Gras: acceptable. Diapers for a long car drive: crazy.

2 comments:

  1. hahaha that was a good story. there has to be a more notorious alumni from ASU, but all I can come up with is a porn star that got kicked off the cheer squad and Barry Bonds.

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  2. ASU doesn't have many famous alumni that I know of other than Bonds, Reggie Jackson and Al Michaels. At least U of A has Geraldo -- he's pretty notorious!

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