Sunday, January 31, 2010

Jonesing For Blow Pops

The key to a successful outing with children is transforming your current location into a fantastic retail playground.

The grocery store becomes a formula one racetrack around obstacles of salad dressing and spaghetti sauce.    The attorney's office is a great place for fort-building, what with all the conference tables and filing cabinets.  Target is a high-fructose hideaway with the ubiquitous kid-branded snacks and toys, all conveniently placed at a shelf height of eighteen inches.  When you're done, let your kid coast down from the high in the concrete logo.

1 comment:

  1. I knew robots would turn on us one day. But like cockroaches, helo pilots and C-130 guys are going to be the last living creatures in aviation. No troopers are going to be hauled around with SkyNet driving the plane.

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