
There are so many things that I hope to achieve in this life. Right up there is winning an
eating contest. My wife, however, citing "wisdom and class," has declared that participation is strictly
verboten. The Fed, as it is know by eaters, is bringing the GoldenPalace.com* grilled cheese eating contest to the Arizona State Fair. I don't think I could hang in that particular category, but the chicken fried steak record is weak...11oz in 12 minutes. You're going down,
Ed "Cookie" Jarvis.
*Owner of the
free world.
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ReplyDeleteOnly a $1000 awarded to the winner?! I think I my deductible is larger than that for trips to the E.R.! I need something less likely to get caught in my trachea...like the baked beans eating contest.
ReplyDeleteHOLY COW, KOBAYASHI!!! I just noticed the 17 1/2 pounds of cow brains that he ate! Sounds pretty impressive...although the average size of a cow brain is about 441 grams, or just about one pound. Compared to a human brain which is over 3 times the size of a cow brain. That means that he ate over 17 whole cow brains in 15 minutes. GROSS!!!!
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ReplyDeletecom'on you could do the grilled cheese, didn't mom make them for you?
you have to get your foot in the door.