Water Twice Per Week

How many cell minutes per month do people use asking, "Can you hear me now?"
Why do people always talk so much louder when on their phones?
Can cell phone talkers sit outside on flights? Adding cell phone use to flights will give a whole new meaning to non-stop.

There is a move to make cell technology much less obtrusive. Everyone wants signal coverage but nobody wants the towers. From the designers of the fake Christmas tree and the fake lawn comes the giant fake _________ (insert appropriate eco-object here). Here are some pictures of their work. And they are right here in Tucson.

Robyn spotted this fake palm tree on Bell Road in Sun City. Pretty good fake considering we have driven by it countless times and never noticed. And they don't have to pick up the fronds.