Baxing. It's Waxing...For Your Back.

I have a bookmark on my bedside table that looks pretty similar to the simians pictured here.  Audrey studied it intensely then reported to her mother, "Their hair looks just like daddy's hair."

I hoped she was talking about the spiky tufts of hair on their heads, but when asked for clarification, she was sure that "all their hair" looked like her dad's.  Yes, I am one hirsute ape-man.

Before the pool season opens here in two months, I will surely manscape the appropriate regions.  No kid should have to answer why their father is wearing a sweater in the pool.